Instructions
These flippers have been unobtainable since Winifred Gottlieb passed on in the late 17th century, taking her secrets with her to the grave and throwing the nascent "pin-ball" market into utter disarray. Now, a carefully-selected team of engineers and pathologists have come together to produce this prototype replacement flipper, which may breathe new life into the long-moribund pinball industry.
EDIT: now with a solid core, since we are now freed from the whimsical restrictions of injection molding.
FURTHER EDIT: forensic analysis has indicated that the original flipper was approximately 2mm longer. The model has been updated to reflect this.




