SporkChubb Handcuff Key
6
Likes
135
Downloads
805
Views
Published on August 16, 2012
Derived from
Handcuff Key Chubb Detainer
by -ray-
Description
"No really, officer -- it's just a spork!"
This is for when you get into trouble harassing people with other Sporks of Fury. Er -- I mean, this is for authorized law enforcement officers who like to eat on the go.
(Seriously, though: I have no idea if this is real, but if it is then don't even think about trying to use them to get out of a situation you've been put into lawfully. But if you're kidnapped, cuffed, and thrown in the trunk, then maybe this could be your out!)
This is for when you get into trouble harassing people with other Sporks of Fury. Er -- I mean, this is for authorized law enforcement officers who like to eat on the go.
(Seriously, though: I have no idea if this is real, but if it is then don't even think about trying to use them to get out of a situation you've been put into lawfully. But if you're kidnapped, cuffed, and thrown in the trunk, then maybe this could be your out!)
Instructions
1) Print. (Use support material.)
2) Run around the neighborhood like an 8 year old playing Water Balloon Freeze Tag -- but be sure there are no kids around. Eventually you'll get picked up by some nice people in uniforms, and if you ask nicely you might get a chance to experiment with the spork.
2) Run around the neighborhood like an 8 year old playing Water Balloon Freeze Tag -- but be sure there are no kids around. Eventually you'll get picked up by some nice people in uniforms, and if you ask nicely you might get a chance to experiment with the spork.
License
SporkChubb Handcuff Key by CodeCreations is licensed under the Attribution - Non-Commercial - Share Alike license.
More from CodeCreations
More from Replacement Parts
Check your local laws before printing sporks! Some places have pretty strict anti-spork ordinances.