Prit it off, clip it to your nose, and reenact scenes from Black Dynamite.
Works well with quotes such as and leading up to: "You be cool, Little Mama. I'll be back before too long." "I am smiling." "First Lady, I'm sorry I pimp-slapped you into that china cabinet. I used excessive force. Oftentimes, I cross the line, but I try to do so in the name of what's right. Most of the time, the ends justifies the means. But in this case, I feel like I betrayed my own code of ethics. And for that, sugar, I apologize."