Banana Nunchucks

by juniortan, published

Banana Nunchucks by juniortan Jun 9, 2010

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Yet another overwhelming silly weapon-wannabe. These banana nunchucks let you bring your favorite carb/proteins to the gym while flexing biceps at your fellow Kickboxercisers.

Please note that these Banana Nunchucks work better with straighter* bananas.

*non-gender, -as-a-ruler

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We need an in-action video !!! Do-iT !

What is the point?

should have called them nanachucks. but nice, lol.

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1. Print parts, link the tops and bottoms with thin bungee cords.
2. Connect both bananas with the meanest looking chain you can find at the local sundry.

The user assumes all responsibility if he/she decides to engage in any life threatening activities while using the Banana Nunchucks.

1. Do not carry these openly into a bank, fast food joint or federal building. You should not carry them concealed either, unless you have a valid Concealed Banana Nunchuck Carrying license (Form 1206).
2. Do not go thru any airport, or board a plane with them (You can, however, hand carry just the bananas*)
3. Do not walk into a cage full of hungry gorillas wielding these nunchucks**.
4. Fruit consumption and usage of banana skins for fun/profit post-Banana-Nunchuck-wielding is beyond the scope of this object; please check with respective grocery for relevant terms, conditions and disclaimers.

*The TSA website may or may not have current information on non-metal-chain-connected-bananas.
**especially if the gorillas are the ones wielding the nunchucks.


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jonnyroy on Apr 5, 2014 said:

We need an in-action video !!! Do-iT !

Keavon on Nov 19, 2010 said:

What is the point?

fred on Jun 27, 2010 said:

should have called them nanachucks. but nice, lol.

Anonymous on Jun 10, 2010 said:

Monty Python - Self-Defense Against Fruits is not so silly anymore ! is it ?

Fido on Jun 10, 2010 said:

A Banchucks? Heheh this is awesome idea :D

TeamTeamUSA on Jun 10, 2010 said:



Anonymous on Jun 11, 2010 said:

Banana of Fury!

BenRockhold on Jun 10, 2010 said:

I am SO printing this.