Dog-B-Goneâ„¢ Cushion Protection System
by QuantumConcepts, published
It's a true wonder to live with a canine companion. Some, however, do not think so highly of their fur. We are fur freaks and don't want our little dog on the couch. However, he is allowed on the couch if he is sitting on a lap - he is also allowed on the couch upstairs. This confuses his tiny walnut-brain, I'm sure.
So, I've devised Dog-B-Goneâ„¢ - the expandable and collapsible furniture fence!
Note: this won't work for larger or more boisterous dogs.
1] Print the proper number of fences to fit your couch (see the picture for preferred pattern).
1a] (Optional) Repeat step 1 to double the zigzag pattern and produce an even more impenetrable fortress.
2] Snap all the pieces together and secure with a small screw and washer. Insert the screw into the open end. This spreads the clip for a secure connection.
3] Insert the contraption on each side of the cushion(s) you wish to protect. Arrange the fence in a zigzag pattern for optimum results.