by schlem, published
This thing was made with Tinkercad. Modeled after a sustainable, biodegradable implement made from bamboo, this is the perfect kit to toss in your Zombie Apocalypse jumpbag. Sharper than safety scissors, does double duty - just the thing for lightweight survival scenarios. Probably should print it flat side down, but you're gonna do what you're gonna do.
Don't eat the contents of rusted, dented, or otherwise damaged canned goods. Tip: canned fruit also contains abundant fluid to help maintain hydration. And double tap.