Bird Blocker, etc.
by GuardToad, published
This object is like a spam blocker, but intended for inappropriate gestural communications.
The item can also be used as bling to show that you don't have to work for a living; since it is impossible to type while wearing the device and since typing is central to most work now, this bling shows the wearer is independently wealthy. It's like what a suntan or any number of historical fashions were used to show. Print yours now and be in the vanguard!
Can also be used as a holder for 15.7 mm diameter vials.
Use scenario 1: Apply to middle finger of person requiring reinforcement of basic gestural communications protocols.
Use scenario 2: Apply to any finger to demonstrate your independence from the need to use a computer and by inference your independence from crass work. Note: most effective if attached at least semi-permanently. Superglue works in a pinch.
Use scenario 3: Use as stand to hold 15.7 mm vials from falling over.