Curriculum vitae:

The smartest of my dad's spermatozoids remained at entrance, contemplating the meaning of life. Second smartest one, got stuck in complicated trajectory calculations. The billion rest were really dumb. So i came from the fastest - not the smartest one. And even that "speedy" part of dna got lost.

Rest of my life never got more interesting than that.

My reprap related stuff: http://www.reprap.org/wiki/User:NoobMan