Our foosball table came with the creepiest dead-eyed foosmen possible. Here's a printable modernist alternative!

These foosmen are designed to match the foosmen on our particular table. From what I understand, there are several different foos-standards in the carefully regimented world of contemporary foosball sport. I can not make any claims about this foosplayer's dimensional compatibility with any particular table.

I print this guy head-first, since he's got a nice flat patch on top. He approaches the maximum height I can safely print in my Makerbot.