Next time someone fails to respect your authority, flash your Anarchy badge and announce your status as an undercover agent of a government that literally doesn't exist! ...They still won't respect your authority, but on the plus side, you will clarify unambiguously your view that "authority" is a meaningless human construct, and paradoxical when one considers the infinite regress that results when one attempts to derive its exact source.
Two similar designs are included. The first is a simple badge 50mm in diameter. The second is the same, but with the addition of a hole for mounting it as a keychain, a necklace pendant, or a Christmas ornament. It's the perfect gift for the sovereign individual in your life!