All the world is a theater and you, with shades, will riff upon it. Seeing the humor in things is sometimes a matter of the company you keep. Laughing at all the world's ills becomes so much easier with Mike/Joel and the bots along for the ride.
You know you want me, baby!
Take a look at some photos of this thing in action: http://www.flickr.com/photos/gianteye/sets/72157622837429705/
Cut out in 1/8" acrylic and assemble with 1/2" 4-40 screws and nuts. The spidery lines in the frames and around the fastenings are to relieve the material near small details to prevent them from snapping off. Wear. Riff. Enjoy.
If you want your own pair you might consider Ponoko's "Hire a Maker" service: http://www.ponoko.com/ponoko-id/id-overview
Don't ask me for a pair, I won't be making them.