This is a 3D-Printable Time Traveling Decoration [TTD}. It will travel forward through time at a precise 1:1 ratio to it's surroundings. It is not designed to move backward or sideways through time, nor should it move forward at a rate in excess of the 1:1 calibration.
After printing, enter the Reference Time and Date on the device in the provided areas with whatever permanent marking device may be available in your time frame. This will be a handy reference point for measuring the decoration's travel through time by simply subtracting that the reference times from your current time.
Function Test: To ensure TDD is functioning properly, simply place the TTD in a specific location, and note the time. Then check again in 5 earth minutes. If the TTD is there, then the TTD is functioning properly, having traveled through time to that point 5 minutes in the future. If the device is not there, then the likely causes are: 1: It failed to move through time and is therefore irrevocably lost. 2: It skipped forward in time, and may appear at some future point. 3: Someone stole it!
Small errors in printing should not negatively impact performance.
Enjoy you time-travels, use the TTD for good and not evil, and beware of murlocks!
Eloi are probably ok.
Happy April Fool's! :)
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