Why? Why... why..... These things that spin and do nothing else, why? It's 2017, we should have flying cars by now. The world should be a place reminiscent of Blade Runner, or Fifth Element, as dismal as those examples may seem. Instead, we have fidget spinners. No space elevator, no deep space centrifuge ship... fidget spinners. It's a thing that spins. It's meta, it's lit, it's fam squad dab hashtag.
Don't even do it, don't sink this low. Please for the sake of humanity.