Meet the one true savior, Raptor Jesus. He went extinct for your sins. Pray he hasn't learned to open doors.
I noticed a lot of parody Buddha's but not a lot of other icons so I decided to fix this. I used bqLabs hairy raptor for the head, but removed the hairs in Blender to make this an easier print. I then chopped the head off will_CORP's Jesus body and stitched the raptor on, still in Blender.