Are you an evil conservative? Like to "trigger" snowflakes?
Well, you need a Trump Stamp! (No not a tramp stamp, although you could stamp your lower back with this)
Stamp the back of $20 bills, let everyone Trump is in da' HOUSE!!!
TrumP_Stamp - print with your finest TPU or other flexible material.. I used TPU containing distilled tears from Hillary's victory party. 0.2 mm layer height is fine. Print with the letters down so they will be nice and smooth. If you don't want to pick out the support, print letters up and use some fine sandpaper to smooth the letters.
Handle - Use your finest filament for the handle, such as solid gold with 100% infill. I used Ivory PLA, infused with real elephant tusk killed by Donald Trump Jr. 0.2 mm is fine.
Glue the Stamp to the Handle using super glue or your favorite conservative adhesive.