Sh*tty Parking Award

by jagster1991 Sep 13, 2018
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You wanna know what? Not that I would, because I know how to park, BUT, I could park any one of my cars, or even my truck, sideways on the sidewalk three feet from the door of the building that I mean to enter without it being anything which should concern you. Especially enough to make you think its OK to put your disgusting fingers on my automobile long enough to place this trinket under my wiper blade. You don't touch another mans automobile. YOU, poster of this thing, and YOUS who think it is a nifty thing should be concerned with only (A) Parking your own shitbox AND (B) Minding your own goddamn business thereafter...Seems more productive to just worry about your own shit instead of everybody else's don't it?

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I would touch your car just because it makes you this angry.
If you get this upset because someone calls you out for being a bad person, then you deserve every ounce of anger you feel, and I'm happy to help you feel it.

Seriously though, you should get some help for your anger issues.

Oh no, we should also be concerned by your car. Me personally, I know I'm sometimes clumsy and trip while on the walkway and inadvertently make a deep 50cm long scratches with my keys that I was holding in hand, on cars that are parked in such a way that would even block a stroller and force parents to go on the road... but I'm clumsy, so I feel concerned ;)

could've used this the other day. print a few up and put in glove box.