Be ye a pirate seeking a man-sized pirate hook? Arrrrr ye sick o’ costume hook chafe? Well here be a hook t’ sooth yer woes. Fabricate with a hefty infill, slap some barnacle grease or epoxy between the three pieces and ye’ll be shiverin timbers till ye run out of pirate shanties.
(Tinker Bell thinks it be a fairy-sized pirate hook just needin’ scalin’.)