(Looks like this model might be a little too big. Printing at 90% might be more accurate. I'll update the files once I can confirm.)
TO MOP AND SERVE!
[slaps the top] Holy crap is this thing fast. It'll do a McDonalds run in like 20 minutes. Sure it might leak a little oil on the driveway but you know you got like 40k neighbors who are going to be jealous of this gold beauty. And it's been 10k years since Horus heard a Who, and she still purrs like the day she started as a single vertici. Many hours have gone into making sure this is the single best janitor wagon you can get your hands on.
Now I know what you are thinking, "Where are the guns?" Really that's the beauty of the thing. You're not forced into using what someone else says. You can put whatever you want on there. And without guns she faster and lighter.
So now we're down to brass tacks. "How much?" And normally I'd ramp up the price for the average rube, but you don't strike me as someone that naive. For you, it's free. But if you take her for a spin and really like how she performs and feels, we humbly accept any tips you might think are appropriate for such a fine piece of machinery. And because I like you, we're throwing in a custom kickstand to make sure she doesn't get dirty when you park her.
So, what do you say? Do we have a deal?
UPDATE! 12/29/18 Guns are now available from another maker: https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:3321354
UPDATE the 2nd: Created a flying dust cloud base:
Mirror the wing and 2 engine bits to get both sides. All pieces are split and oriented for best printing and assembly. I printed at 0.2mm but 0.1mm would look even better. The stand has to be glued for it to function and the longer legs go forward.