Who am I to resist a good word play? I decided to make the derogatory barb a positive 3D printing experience!
I used mathgrrl's Snowflake Machine (which is amazing, BTW) and added some positive left-of-center words and phrases in OpenSCAD. With the hanging loop options turned on, these will make great holiday ornaments for your favorite progressive friends!
Feel free to recommend any (positive) phrases in the comments (no promises, though!) or make your own.
I found that the Snowflake Machine can generate snowflakes with fine features that didn't always come out well with my resolution and speed. I selected snowflakes accordingly.
If you want colored text, I recommend doing a filament change at layer 6 (1.2mm). Only the text is above this point.