Well, "Talk to the Hand" was so 2000. So let's get to the point to reply to folks who are giving you a hard time. Tell them what you think!
Stick it on your backpack, jacket, car, truck, or whatever, so you can say Stick It silently!
Print this in PLA with a Change in Filament for the black, usually around layer 12 is fine if you're printing at 0.2mm layer height.
Update April 5/19: Added another version with the "Finger Nail Hole" to allow it to be hung or to add a string loop to hang it.
Black & Gold
Did a filament change for second colour. Use Pause at Height/Layer in Cura to set the change. I changed at layer 12 if printing at .2mm layer height.