Make your own die for your Magic 8-Ball.
I currently have this marked as a customizer, but Customizer cannot handle the multidimensional array used to hold the text, so if you want to change that, and you probably will, you'll need to download the scad file and open it in OpenSCAD. It's really not that hard, and I probably won't rework this to make it more friendly to the customizer.
You'll want to use the provided variable to split this in two for printing so you can skip supports and get the best possible test quality. You might also want to use a .2mm nozzle if printing at the default size