Hide ya kids, hide ya wife
and hide ya husbands cuz it's just a matter of time before the f-bomb gets dropped.
WARNING: This is not optimized for printing.
I have not attempted to print it myself, but, I'd have to assume the wires would be a problem. They don't lay flat, and I imagine it would be problematic to do with supports.
You're welcome to change/remix it to your liking. I may even make different, more printing-friendly version myself in the future.