The Dread Gazebo!!!!

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The Dread Gazebo!!!! by mz4250 Jan 7, 2015

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Its the fearsome Dread Gazebo!!! A popular D&D joke that's been around since the 1970's, now for your printing pleasure!

I modeled it in Blender, spliced with Cura, printed with my Printrbot Simple Metal, and painted with acrylic. Enjoy!


Just print each part separately and enjoy! Oh flip the teeth upside down before you print :-P

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Hi!! Any idea how long this takes to print? I'm limited to 9 hours at my maker space.

Hello. Honestly I don't think 9 hours is enough, unless you can sacrafice the quality of the print. If you go for minimum quality you might be able to pull it off but it will be close.

Thanks for the super quick reply! I'll just save this one til I get my own printer, then. It's too awesome.

No prob :-)

The Dread Gazebo
Gargantuan Construct
Hit Dice: 24d10 (132 hp)
Initiative: +0
Speed: 0 ft
Armour Class: 6 (-4 Size, +8 Natural)
Attacks: 1 Bite +24 (melee)
Damage: Bite 3d12+15
Face: 30 ft x 30 ft/10 ft
Special Attacks: Leap attack, Improved Grab, Swallow whole
Special Qualities: Construct, Hardness, Alignmentless
Saving Throws: Fort +6, Ref +6, Will +7
Attributes: Str 30, Dex 10, Con -, Int 4, Wis 12, Cha 14
Climate/Terrain: Any Land
Organisation: Solitary or neighbourhood (2-24)
Challenge Rating: 8
Treasure: Standard
Alignment: Neutral Evil (Usually)
Advancement Range: 25-48 HD (Gargantuan), 49-72 HD (Colossal)

Construct: Immune to mind-influencing effects, poison, disease, and similar effects. Not subject to critical hits, subdual damage, ability damage, energy drain, or death from massive damage.

Alignmentless (Ex): The Dread Gazebo cannot be detected nor affected by alignment-specific effects and spells, even though it is of evil alignment.

Hardness (Ex): The Dread Gazebo retains the hardness of the wood it was constructed of. This grants it a hardness of 5, which reduces all damage dealt to the Dread Gazebo by 5 points, no matter the source.

Improved Grab (Ex): To use this ability, the Dread Gazebo must hit with its bite attack. If it gets a hold, it automatically deals bite damage and can attempt to swallow the foe.

Leap Attack (Ex): The Dread Gazebo can leap up to 90 feet in a single jump to catch opponents unaware. It can attack with its bite attack the same round that it leaps.

Swallow Whole (Ex): The Dread Gazebo can swallow a grabbed opponent of Large or smaller size by making a successful grapple check. Once inside, the opponent takes full bite damage each round as the Gazebo crushes it. A swallowed creature can climb out of the Gazebo with a successful grapple check. The Gazebo can hold two Large, four Small, eight Tiny, sixteen Diminutive, or thirty-two Fine or smaller opponents.

Taken from Bride of Portable Hole, ref: http://www.giantitp.com/forums/archive/index.php/t-113665.html

Just looked up that joke.. wow. This is awesome.

This is great. I didn't even know that story was a thing before seeing this featured. Looking forward to printing this once I finish building the printer I ordered.

Cool! Good luck!

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Love this, wondering if you have a "plain" version

Nah sorry. Its build from scratch and I don't have a file thats "undreaded". Sorry.

Absolutely love that story! Told it to my kids when they started playing with my '80s DnD books.

haha glad you like it :-)

Thanks!!! Nice!!!

Wonderful!!! For those who have no idea what this is all about. :-)


Short version:
DM: On the hill, you see a gazebo
PLAYER: Does the gazebo see me?
DM: No

I'm building belated Christmas-gift/3D-printers for all four of my kids and we are a very geeky family. We already know this joke and now have something else to consider printing. :-)

Haha, excellent! Congrats on the feature!

This is amazing! I can't wait to share this with my friends. You've done an awesome job!

Thanks! Glad you like it!

LMAO that's one of the funniest D&D related things that I've ever seen

Hey glad you like it :-D