What is it? What is it for? Why did I build it?
Only the initiated will know. (and my hamster minions) MWAHAHAHAA!!!
No instructions. Instructions are for the weak. In the instructions section you will find a parts list. Free, delicious coffee and cake are to be had in the instructions section also.
BWAHAHAHAAA!!! I LIED!!! THERE IS NO COFFEE AND CAKE TO BE HAD HERE!!! Behold the power that is PROFESSOR CHAOS!!
(oh, and the parts list is actually one of the photos for this thing.)