You're a man, you like who you are and you don't give a damn about anyone else. You're a man who knows what he wants and you don't want to compromise for anyone else. Show your guests you don't give a damn. They'll see this thing on your desk and go damn, you know what I'll have a smoke too. They're yours, they'll make your lungs tough, they're toasted and they're right out in the open.
Smoking is bad, don't smoke unless you're a man, a manly man, a man of action and of legal age. Or if you're a woman, I'm not implying any gender inequalities. Every sex should have the right to harm their lungs at their own will.
UPDATE: insert replaced with piece pre cut for printing and adjusted inner disc.